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Product number 007649. Useful and Tasteful Coconut Box.

Made from real coconuts! It's the perfect gift for someone who likes, uhh, things to put other things in. Just the right size for a candy dish,, or a jewelry box, or a condom safe, or a house for your favorite cricket. Custom made from a specially prepared coconut and paperclips. Durable latch and hinge made from paperclips.

$75.00 I'm feelin' a tingling in my loins!

Product number 013958. XXXtra Warm "Soft Rhino" Helmet.

Just in time for the summer! We often ride the subway while wearing our Soft Rhino Helmets, and it never fails to elicit compliments from the Hip Hop Kids sitting across from us. Custom made for you from naugahyde and muppet fur, with a metal plate on the top. Ties around the chin with a leather strap. This is the coolest hat you will ever own.

$250.00 holy zamboni! I gotta have this!